I have a baby turtle and I would like him to be the size of a german shepard. I can buy human growth hormone farmed from dead baby girls online in china but don't want to purchase until I know it won't harm my turtle or turn him into a communist. I am am a very ethical person so I don't want my turtle to get sick or catch any diseases from baby chinese girls.
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Answer by sam
First, yes he may get very sick, secondly, no turtle will get that big. Clostmest thing would be a torties. And why dead baby girls?!
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this is a joke right? okay so you're a troll and no this is stupid it would die -_-
ReplyDeleteAlthough I am ignoring a majority of what you said, do not give you turtle human growth hormone.
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